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Featured product
Fragrance Free Laundry Detergent Sheets
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Regular price
50 Sheets: Up to 100 loads
Low-Tox formula. Powerful on mess. Gentle on skin.
✓ Enzymes: protease\amylase\lipase\cellulase
✓ Fragrance-free
✓ PVA plastic-free
✓ Dissolves in cold & hot water
✓ Pre-measured, no pouring or spills
1 full sheet = standard 7–8kg load
½ sheet = smaller load
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Why make the switch?
Better for you
No Fragrances or harsh chemicals = happy skin
Better for the planet
Plastic-free and biodegradable. Septic and Grey water safe
Perfect for life on the go
Compact, mess-free and travel friendly.
Better Value
Up to 100 washes per box. More clean, less cost.
Sheets vs the jug vs the scoop
Same job. Way less mess.
| Talk Dirty Co sheets | Liquid | Powder | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Australian owned | ✓Two Adelaide sisters | Usually overseas giants | Usually overseas giants |
| Pre-measured, no guessing | ✓ | ||
| No drips, spills or clumps | ✓ | ||
| Completely plastic free | ✓No PVA in the sheets, FSC certified box | ||
| Fragrance free | ✓ | Often scented | Often scented |
| Dissolves in cold water | ✓ | ✓ | Can leave residue |
| Travel friendly | ✓ | ||
| Cost per wash | ✓From 30c a wash | Varies | Varies |
| Looks good on the bench | ✓Bench candy energy |
Dissolves in Cold and Hot water
Smells fresh without Fragrance
How do I use them?
Add your clothes
Toss in the sheet
Press Start
Two sisters.
Way too much washing.
We're Ginetta and Deanna, two Adelaide sisters (and mums). When our babies developed skin irritations, we questioned every product touching their skin. In the laundry, the "eco" options weren't as simple as we'd hoped, so we made our own.
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No fragrance...but will they smell clean?
Yes! Clean doesn’t smell like perfume. Our sheets clean away the dirt, sweat and grime that cause odours, leaving your laundry smelling just simply clean. No fragrance cover-ups needed.
What about sweat and odours?
Yes. Our sheets contain four targeted enzymes, including protease and lipase, which help break down the proteins and oils found in sweat and body grime. Goodbye stinky clothes, a proper clean without relying on fragrance to mask odours.
Are they strong enough for everyday family laundry?
Absolutely. Gentle on skin doesn’t mean gentle on mess. Our sheets use four targeted enzymes to tackle the food, sweat, oils and everyday grime that comes with family life, so you can use the same detergent for the whole family. No separate baby detergent. No sacrificing cleaning power.
Can I use them on baby and kids clothes?
Yes. We formulated Talk Dirty Co so one detergent could work for the whole family. Our sheets are fragrance free and made without dyes, SLS/SLES, optical brighteners, parabens or phthalates, while still containing the cleaning ingredients needed to tackle everyday family mess.
Can I use them on wool or silk?
We'd skip it. Our sheets use enzymes to break down protein stains, and wool and silk are protein fibres, so over time the enzymes can be tough on them. Most wool and silk pieces say hand wash anyway, so for those, stick with a gentle wool wash and save the sheets for everything else.
Do they work in cold water?
Yes. Talk Dirty Co sheets dissolve in both hot and cold water, so you don’t need to turn up the temperature to use them.
Why are there 50 sheets but up to 100 washes?
Because our sheets are XL and perforated. For smaller loads, simply tear one in half. That means one box of 50 XL sheets can give you up to 100 washes. For a full 7–8kg load, use one full sheet.
For best results, don't overfill the drum with clothes, allow room for the clothes to move around.
Are they septic and greywater safe??
Yes. Talk Dirty Co sheets are suitable for septic systems and greywater.
Can I use them to pre-treat stains?
Yep, and it’s one of our favourite laundry hacks. Dissolve half a sheet in a spray bottle of water. Spray directly onto the stain, give it a little rub if needed, then wash as normal.
What if I don't love them?
Then we want to hear about it. Not happy with your first box? Message us and we'll make it right. We're a small Aussie family business, so you'll hear back from a real person, not a robot.
How fast will my order ship?
Fast. Every order is packed and posted from Adelaide. Order on a business day and it usually goes out the same day. Late in the day orders go out the next business day, and weekend orders ship on Monday. Shipping is a flat $9.95 anywhere in Australia, however many boxes you grab.
Do they work in front and top loaders?
Yes, both. Just pop the sheet straight into the drum with your clothes, not the detergent drawer.
Where are they made?
Our sheets are made to our own formula by our manufacturing partner in China. We haven't been able to find anyone in Australia who makes laundry detergent sheets at commercial scale. Every order is packed and posted from Adelaide.
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