Do they actually clean?

Fair question

Thin sheet. Big mess. Does it actually work?

We asked it too. A sheet that thin, up against a footy season, a toddler and a spag bol night? That was our biggest worry before we put our name on the box.

So we’re not going to tell you. We’re going to show you.

Watch them work

Real washing, real stains. No studio, no stunt shirts.

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Before and after

Real clothes from real laundry baskets. Before and after a wash with our sheets.

Before and after: muddy sneakers washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Muddy sneakersTop before, bottom after
Before and after: kids trackies washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Kids trackiesTop before, bottom after
Before and after: food-splattered tee washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Food-splattered teeLeft before, right after
Before and after: spotty jumper washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Spotty jumperLeft before, right after
Before and after: greasy grey tee washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Greasy grey teeLeft before, right after
Before and after: white lace top washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
White lace topLeft before, right after
Before and after: olive pocket tee washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Olive pocket teeLeft before, right after
Before and after: striped kids tee washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Striped kids teeLeft before, right after
Before and after: surf tee washed with Talk Dirty Co sheets
Surf teeLeft before, right after
The science bit (we kept it short)

How a thin sheet does the heavy lifting

The clean comes from the surfactants and enzymes, not fragrance. And because there’s no water bulking it out, every sheet is pure cleaning power. Each enzyme has its own job:

Protease

Food, grass, sweat and the mystery stuff on school uniforms.

Amylase

Starchy messes like sauce, gravy and baby food.

Lipase

Grease, oils, body grime and makeup.

Cellulase

Keeps cotton looking fresh, wash after wash.

Dissolves fast in cold or warm water. Front loader, top loader or hand wash.

Get the best out of them

Match the sheet to the load. Half a sheet for small loads, one sheet for a standard 7 to 8kg wash, two sheets for the really filthy stuff.

Sheet in first. Drop it in the drum before your clothes so it gets to work straight away.

Give it room. An overstuffed machine can’t move the water around. Leave a hand’s width at the top.

The sceptics said it too

★★★★★

“I honestly didn’t expect to like them but they actually work really good.”

Christine
★★★★★

“So glad that I have finally found a low tox product that actually works.”

Angelina
★★★★★

“Put it on subscription so I never have to think, and they clean way better.”

Donna

Every single review? 5 stars.

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Put them to the test

Grab a box, throw your worst at it and tell us how it went. We genuinely want to know.

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Our no-regrets promise

Not happy with your first box? Message us and we’ll make it right. Simple as that.

Wondering how they stack up against your liquid or powder? See the side by side.